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hello, today i would like to discuss 🐖 stu, but mostly focusing on some recent ideas i had about his 🐖 dad

stu is a responsible & hardworking man, a bit of a grouch, but ultimately a Good Guy this is in sharp contrast with his father, who is a complete scumbag. i think stu probably turned out to be an upstanding adult bc his dad was such a deadbeat that he wasn't even able to impart any of his awfulness

compare: kron is villainous in a self-aware & camp way 😈 on the other hand, stu's dad is an ignorant chauvinist pig (literal) in the most banal way. he's not even a proper cartoon villain, he's just a divorced slob who only bothers to keep in contact with stu in case he wants something from him 🥴

"well that's all a tad depressing, make it horny pls" ok so you got this reprehensible straight dude who sees his son (who looks just like he did ~20 years ago) getting a lot of ♥ for being a big hot gay guy online. his first thought would be how easily he could take advantage of being "daddy," obv

and he's sooo fucking satisfied with himself for figuring out he can just look through stu's followers for easy marks, and get some eager-to-please boy to show up at his door with a free meal any day of the week just by saying he's a dom gainer and you know, really HE'S the one doing THEM a favor 🤔

i love bad dads but i will NOT wash that hog

see it's perfect bc he wasn't planning on doing that to begin with either, but now he can use the threat of a shower as leverage!

it does seem difficult to figure out how exactly to turn the tables on mr dadpig. glad he's secure enough in his toxic masculinity to extort the gay4pay life 🐖💸 sounds like a sore spot could lie somewhere with an insecurity related to stu, but who knows ....