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11 Jan

If only there was a page dedicated to Scapetoast...

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12 Mar

be sheepy goat with this toasty formula

🐺 ettore wg situations are really simple bc at the end of the day he has easy access to all unsold product, and likes to take home leftovers. you can come in around closing time and see him getting started.

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at last, it is time: i would like to introduce 🐺 ettore !! this gentleman is the proprietor of a local italian market & deli that serves all kinds of wonderful things 🍝🥗🍕🥪☕🍨🍷👀🇮🇹✨ he has been a beloved fixture of the scapetoast community all along, and was just too busy to show up until recently!

my HomeScreen div padding-top high score is 1.08067e+07px

i have created a new kind of number they're not commutative or associative, they have zero divisors, and they have no meaningful real world application in any field. examining them in detail is a waste of time & they should be studied by no one. i call them... the antonions

guys... this "Star's War Racing" thing is really good... i'm glad that my 10yo computer can run it (on low) even though it warns me that my gpu drivers are decrepit and bad! few games have gotten me invested enough to grip my controller so intensely that it physically hurts me ! 🐐 <- (not mad)

this is a masterclass in Absolutely Loathsome Antagonists. the dynamic is so simple, but i hate him so fucking much! A+

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💪🐴💦 leyn ideas: - getting pinned on ur back by ur own hyper dong - using hyper muscles to lift it & avoid getting crushed - severely damage the ground beneath u in the process

please consider also: the cool & fun turning point where it stops being a 🍆-bench press, and starts being a 🌎-weighted pushup

last night i had restless dreams of 🐴 leyn... and there were live-updating measurements involved 📏📊⏲📈🔢💥🧮

and now it is time for some 🐺 ettore facts ettore is in his mid/late 40s, ~8' tall, and unsure of his weight 😅 he is friendly and relaxed, and loves running his shop! he cares a lot about his customers! he's sicilian, and english is not his first language, but he doesn't have any trouble chatting

unlike some OTHER characters, he is kind, thoughtful, and generous. he's really proud of his successful business and loves sharing his good fortune & spreading positivity. you WILL receive a sample of whatever he is snacking on if you stop in when it's not super busy.

ok that's all very nice and professional but what does he do outside of work despite being so charming and sociable, ettore is actually very shy when it comes to dating, intimacy, etc... possibly even inexperienced for a man approaching 50... perhaps he was closeted until relatively recently? 🤔

the market is actually a rather large operation -- far too much for one guy to take care of himself, so he has a few employees to help out. ettore has a studio apartment right behind the place, so he is always around & involved in the day-to-day, even when he's technically "off." he's a cool boss!

for balance reasons, i promise i have a wholesome new fatfur char to introduce another time... he has been in development for a long time and i have even drawn a picture of him (!)

which of these chubsters shall i focus on for Posting next? 👼 GOOD or EVIL 👿 Choose Your Path....

bumping this specific post too bc i am curious which angles ppl would want to approach his route from... 🐖👀💦

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so BASICALLY ☝ you could just play along with his hogwash, if you're into that... (and many are) but if you think you can beat him at his own game, you could try to turn the tables and serve him some well-deserved comeuppance... but watch out!! what do YOU think?? 🐖⚖🤔

Previously on Scapetoast: yapping about Bad Dad Dynamics as a followup, today i would like to detail his Fat Ass (and other physical traits)

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hello, today i would like to discuss 🐖 stu, but mostly focusing on some recent ideas i had about his 🐖 dad

aside from the Questionable wardrobe choices, he's got a big-ass grizzly beard & a biker stache, a bald forehead, and the salt/pepper ratio of the rest of his hair is steadily increasing. he has a lot of it ! he's also got FAT brows like stu, and allegedly has some steely blue eyes under there.

and let's see uhh, his big fat fucking gigachub belly and moobs and couch-filling ass... can't reach around his gut or lean forward while seated, and has to sidle through doors, etc. haven't decided whether he's in denial about how big he is, but he's def very critical about OTHER ppls' builds lol

Previously on Scapetoast: yapping about Bad Dad Dynamics as a followup, today i would like to detail his Fat Ass (and other physical traits)

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hello, today i would like to discuss 🐖 stu, but mostly focusing on some recent ideas i had about his 🐖 dad

it's safe to say that 🐖 burt has the heaviest default build of my chars. he's not a deliberate gainer or anything, it is simply his nature to be a Bigg Hogg. (also serves as a preview of 🐖 stu's wg potential) he's somewhat mobile around the house if necessary, but greatly prefers to be waited on!!!

appearance-wise, the baseline father / son resemblance is remarkable, but they have totally different styles... or rather, stu cares about looking sharp vs burt not giving a single fuck picture: worn-out tank tops & sweatpants, and maybe a novelty-size "NO FAT CHICKS" shirt with the sleeves cut off

tentative / working name for stu's Bad Dad is 🐖 burton btw also open to feedback on how i can make him worse

hello, today i would like to discuss 🐖 stu, but mostly focusing on some recent ideas i had about his 🐖 dad

and he's sooo fucking satisfied with himself for figuring out he can just look through stu's followers for easy marks, and get some eager-to-please boy to show up at his door with a free meal any day of the week just by saying he's a dom gainer and you know, really HE'S the one doing THEM a favor 🤔

hello, today i would like to discuss 🐖 stu, but mostly focusing on some recent ideas i had about his 🐖 dad

compare: kron is villainous in a self-aware & camp way 😈 on the other hand, stu's dad is an ignorant chauvinist pig (literal) in the most banal way. he's not even a proper cartoon villain, he's just a divorced slob who only bothers to keep in contact with stu in case he wants something from him 🥴

"well that's all a tad depressing, make it horny pls" ok so you got this reprehensible straight dude who sees his son (who looks just like he did ~20 years ago) getting a lot of ♥ for being a big hot gay guy online. his first thought would be how easily he could take advantage of being "daddy," obv

hello, today i would like to discuss 🐖 stu, but mostly focusing on some recent ideas i had about his 🐖 dad

stu is a responsible & hardworking man, a bit of a grouch, but ultimately a Good Guy this is in sharp contrast with his father, who is a complete scumbag. i think stu probably turned out to be an upstanding adult bc his dad was such a deadbeat that he wasn't even able to impart any of his awfulness

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related: i am also thinking about the existence of some kind of 🐎 leyn-taur... half horse, half man, and half horse 🧮🤔

thinkin about what 🐴 leyn's whole deal is... he is quiet and thoughtful and smart, but the full picture is that he is constantly at war with himself just under the surface... thinking w his brain vs. thinking with his HYPER COCK!!!! and brain is just barely holding it together at any given moment!

this is an extremely powerful man who is fully aware of what he is capable of if he allows himself to slip & lose control. he is diligent and proactive in preventing Situations, e.g. getting aroused in public & making a huge mess of things. but that's not to say he doesn't WANT to simply let go!

Time For Honse...

why am i still sick. it has been a whole ass week, it's time to stop. this must be what it's like to be a progress bar that's stuck at 95%

it took TWO full weeks to get within what i am calling the margin of recovery. even though i am still coughing intermittently, i am thankful for normal breathing ability, painless swallowing, and lack of full-body aches.

22 Sept

i'm SSSIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! 💥😩💥

Everything Hurts

i slept for 14 hours and i am almost normal again

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