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Previously on Scapetoast: yapping about Bad Dad Dynamics as a followup, today i would like to detail his Fat Ass (and other physical traits)

it's safe to say that 🐖 burt has the heaviest default build of my chars. he's not a deliberate gainer or anything, it is simply his nature to be a Bigg Hogg. (also serves as a preview of 🐖 stu's wg potential) he's somewhat mobile around the house if necessary, but greatly prefers to be waited on!!!

appearance-wise, the baseline father / son resemblance is remarkable, but they have totally different styles... or rather, stu cares about looking sharp vs burt not giving a single fuck picture: worn-out tank tops & sweatpants, and maybe a novelty-size "NO FAT CHICKS" shirt with the sleeves cut off

aside from the Questionable wardrobe choices, he's got a big-ass grizzly beard & a biker stache, a bald forehead, and the salt/pepper ratio of the rest of his hair is steadily increasing. he has a lot of it ! he's also got FAT brows like stu, and allegedly has some steely blue eyes under there.

I can fix him.

How do you fix perfection?

⚠🚩 you are in danger...