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The way he looks when he talks, I could almost swear they've already started at the corners

I will pay to be the guy that gets to do it!

Not. Soon. Enough. 😩

I wanna mail that mortician a tiny dick to put in there just before they glue them shut ❤️

I’d pictured it going like William of Normandy. Everyone scurries off to fight over the inheritance and the servants loot the corpse, leaving it to rot in an empty room.

The funny part is that there is nothing saying who the sign is about, yet we all still seem to know.

Can someone do it before the mortician?

Bwahahahahaha ☠️🖤