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Robin
@solarise.dev

Diablo IV (my current gaming obsession) is amazing because on the one hand it feels like you're playing a gory hack-and-slash adventure game but on the other hand it feels like you're navigating a corporate Salesforce dashboard and corresponding documentation.

Robin
@solarise.dev

How many affixes can my legendary have? One? Two? No idea. Apparently this baffles AIs too Seasons seem to function as incompatible version numbers too. I find this part of the whole gaming experience absolutely wonderful. There's something thrilling about having no idea what's happening.

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Robin
@solarise.dev

Class archetypes are essentially different types of office manager and the end goal is to become so powerful and all-knowing that you essentially have to put zero effort into your work

Robin
@solarise.dev

*descending into the bowels of hell to clear out legions of demons from the tormented underworlds* "Yes, this slaughtering is going well, but I feel if we push for a 1%, maybe 2% stat bump, our DPS numbers for this quarter will be more impressive"

Robin
@solarise.dev

*flipping open my Paragon board during the daily standup in the middle of the desolate ruins of a once great civilisation* "Now, hear me out..."