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Diablo IV (my current gaming obsession) is amazing because on the one hand it feels like you're playing a gory hack-and-slash adventure game but on the other hand it feels like you're navigating a corporate Salesforce dashboard and corresponding documentation.

How many affixes can my legendary have? One? Two? No idea. Apparently this baffles AIs too Seasons seem to function as incompatible version numbers too. I find this part of the whole gaming experience absolutely wonderful. There's something thrilling about having no idea what's happening.

*descending into the bowels of hell to clear out legions of demons from the tormented underworlds* "Yes, this slaughtering is going well, but I feel if we push for a 1%, maybe 2% stat bump, our DPS numbers for this quarter will be more impressive"