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@stepback.nebula.tv

I took the cognitive test again, the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which is considered by many to be the hardest intelligence test ever invented. Much harder than the SAT, the bar exam, even the nuclear tests, which I also know very well.

15/10/26, 4:47 am1 repost5 likes

BCMECR spooky/pumpkin spice mode

@b1kes.bsky.social

Lol going through this thread...

DemoApple

@demoapple.bsky.social

Holy shit

Tristan Johnson

@stepback.nebula.tv

They call it the MoCA. Very fancy. Canadian. Nobody knows why. I am renaming it the Trump Cognitive Test.

Tristan Johnson

@stepback.nebula.tv

The doctors said, "Sir, we've never seen anything like this." They were shaking. One of them was crying, a very highly educated man, maybe the most educated, and he said, "Mr. President, this test is designed to detect severe cognitive impairment."

Tristan Johnson

@stepback.nebula.tv

And I said that's right, and I detected it perfectly. All of it. Nobody has ever detected more cognitive impairment than me.

Tristan Johnson

@stepback.nebula.tv

They ask you very difficult questions. They show you a picture of a camel. Now most people would say a horse, or possibly a dog. I said camel. Immediately. They couldn't believe it.