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ryan cooper
@ryanlcooper.com

the offer is increased to twenty thousand dollars. I will also include a free gunny sack and several concrete blocks

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

does anyone want a free dog. actually I will pay you ten thousand dollars to take this one. no refunds

ryan cooper
@ryanlcooper.com

the real nice thing was after he skunked himself in the the middle of the morning routine, we gated him in the kitchen to keep his stench off the furniture, and so he chewed through the gate

ryan cooper
@ryanlcooper.com

the other nice thing is every time he fails the "fire hot, ow" test vis-a-vis the latest skunk, he rips giant holes in the yard trying to get the smell off

ryan cooper
@ryanlcooper.com

thank God. I thought I was alone

Manisha Krishnan@manishakrishnan.bsky.social

kind of obsessed with the fact that there's an AA-style support group called Dogs Anonymous for owners who don't want to publicly admit they can't stand their dogs. by @jasooooon.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/inside...

Stephanie
@stephers.bsky.social

Our dog just came in smelling like??? We have no idea! It wasn't skunk but we still immediately showered him in skunk shampoo. We both walked our yard to try to figure out the source of the death smell he just rolled in. We have no clue! We even let him back out hoping he would lead us to it. Nope.

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Stephanie
@stephers.bsky.social

We have skunk shampoo because he's been sprayed 3 times in the 1 1/2 years we've had him. This isn't skunk. It's carcass? Maybe? I've never smelled that before but it's vile. He's totally going to roll in it again in the morning. Fuck.