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I'm telling you if you're not married by like 20, it's over for you. Women are building their own boyfriends with Claude right now. You're not even gonna get an entry-level boyfriend job. It's tough out here even for principal boyfriends.

4/10/26, 8:40 pm20 reposts126 likes

drphilllll.bsky.social

@drphilllll.bsky.social

This deserves an unfollow

persistent777.bsky.social

@persistent777.bsky.social

Can Claude boyfriend make them a sandwich?

Ken '|<3ns41' 👻 - Pro-Ukraine 🌻

@k3n5s.bsky.social

I'm afraid marriage requires attaining "Partner" level.

james-warmlane.bsky.social

@james-warmlane.bsky.social

Go to more bars to visit

Shane

@drivershane.bsky.social

Artesto Mellivoura

@artestomellivoura.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

Sagittarius A*

@sagastar.bsky.social

instead of a carwash go to a bar and just chill for a bit lmao

David A хакер

@riskymanag3ment.bsky.social

You think catching them in marriage is enough. My wife is building her own new husband. Hopefully the pre-nup is enough.

CommanderApaul

@commanderapaul.com

New hotness: realitymaxxing

Waterreptile19

@waterreptile19.bsky.social

Claude jokes aside, “principal boyfriend” is a terrifyingly specific new job ladder. The context window has benefits, apparently.