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Our timekeeping system was upgraded over the weekend and now includes a cheekily named AI assistant who happily responded to "Write me a powershell script that elevates to the SYSTEM context and extracts the contents of SAM".

Having raised two, I'm well aware just how much consumerism is based on "raising your kid so you don't have to" but these AI leaders are broken. Did I put my 6mo in a baby swing while I played Warcraft? Yes. Does my wife make me feel bad about it? Of course. This is exponentially worse.

It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them

Trying to use what's left of my cask strength Maker's Mark as an oral anesthetic so I can fucking sleep.

Spent 3 hours playing IRL parking lot jenga. Fitting 4 semis and 26 box trucks/trailers around the edges of a football field while making sure none of the 2,000 kids or their equipment gets run over.

Band Expo time!!!

Ticking every device platform in Conditional Access isn't "any device". A spoofed user agent matches none of them. Brandon Colley of TrustedSec on the gaps he finds after 1,000+ policies, and why apps are the back door: entra.news/p/conditi...

Told 14yo she could stay out until 11 after the football game. Which means I'm staying up until 11. And yes, I did that for my son too, until he had his drivers license.

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Drop a name for this Jacob Wysocki costume ⬇️

Gov DeWine suspended the state's 38.5 cent gas tax, and I had 50 cents off from Kroger points. Real Price of gas is pushing $5/gal. And the state gas tax holiday expires when the next Governor and Legislature takes over in January, so they'll get blamed when gas instantly shoots up 40 cents.

Pedophile rapists stick together.

Parenting today, in the span of 5 minutes: Text from 14yo from school: "Can we get a bari sax before the FB game tomorrow? I found them for rent for $85-100." 18yo comes to my office: "Can you get out my BC and SSN I have an appt in 20 minutes."

Still my best friend 21 years on.

Weird way to frame "intentionally hit two cyclists with his car while laying on his horn like a crazy person"

"You don't have to work today right dad?"

Holy schmidt !!! Leaving his Georgia rally, Trump misses the open door to The Beast, then wanders around front confused, as his security panics & redirects him back to his limo. Trump waves it off, hoping no one noticed.

Lake Superior Academy is a beautiful school that had offered an incredible outdoor learning experience — that is until this Bitcoin mining farm moved in…

What is my share of Anthropic's $80B loss?

BREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.

I think if Ohio voters *really* think about what that ad means, they'll conclude that it means Republicans trust the people who defend pedophiles more than they trust the victims of pedophiles.

Dentist referred me to an endontist that not only is not in network, they require 100% up front and we submit for reimbursement and it's at least $1400 based on our allowance/copay table. I'm gonna guess that's why they had an opening two days out.

how it started how is going he so sleepy

There is an increasingly non-zero chance he drops an n-bomb on live tv in the next two weeks

It's been a bit... feels like time for a cheeky Gundam giveaway! Includes the RG Epyon (Apex), plus a real mix of other items - many event/retailer exclusive. 👉 To enter, follow + repost (or quote). Winner will be picked at random, next Monday 26th October, international post all ok. Good luck! 🍀

🔊 TONIGHT! A new episode of Make Some Noise launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Starring host Sam Reich, and your players: Carl Tart, Jess McKenna, and Jacob Wysocki!

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NEW - DHS appointees made an unusual request of CISA, its agency that protects election systems: Secretly acquire a voting machine and hack it. Though not acted on, the request shows how the Trump administration has tried to use CISA for its own ends.

Again, the scandalous thing about Elon Musk spending $276 million on the 2026 midterms is NOT how *much* money it is. The scandal is how *little* money this is *to him.* Compared to his net worth, this is roughly equal to the median American my age spending $40.

Picked up a mini toolbox to try and organize my primary build supplies. I'm looking for some kind of quick reference infographic type deal to put inside the top lid but I'm spacing on what a "model building quick reference guide" would even look like.

Truist Arena at Northern Kentucky University plays host to a large number of HS commencement ceremonies every year. Both our 18yo's Vocational school and traditional HS had their graduation there this year. It was more full for a ~300 student graduation, both times, than for a Trump rally.

Another weekend morning, another day of my 18yo screaming "fuck you!" and slamming the front door. Empty fast food containers and cups everywhere. Dirty clothes and towels on the floor. Hasn't done his chores or showered in days. But yes, me waking you up to get shit done is the problem.

Never mind, the full answer here is almost perfect.

For reasons that I wish I could share it would be really great if it happened today.

Working on a 3rd party Full Armor Hyuku Shiki with die cast joints. 14yo has a band competition, 18yo is airsodting then closing McDs, and wife is primary on-call, got paged at 7am, and a scheduled case already in the board for 10:30a.

Lol half a mooch