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sugar attack but yes you can do it :3

At first glance I thought they were eating a BRICK.

That's livin'

You're a monster is what you are

www.church-of-fuckery.org/faq

Does that come as part of a meal deal?

Nobody will stop you from fucking up your life so enjoy the chaos

KitKat is now using lab grown chocolate.

This made me go

it's not your fault, supervisors are delicious

Give us a break, break, break, break; give us a break, break, break, break; Break us off a piece, piece, piece, piece; Of those Kit-Kat bars!

And you decide "I'm getting diabetes"?!?

😅😅👍

... and die young

4x4

You're sick

Grown up and developed a bad taste.

Yeah, the day I realized I had free will was definitely the moment everything started to fall apart.

I happen to know that theee of those together is 600 calories with 36g of saturated fat or 105% DV, along with 60g "Added sugars." (I used to buy one to top off each trip to the grocery store before I read the back of one.)

Then your doctor explains the consequences in the form of a T2 Diabetes diagnosis. Random Example.

Nice

Oh my God, I'm allergic to chocolate. That would put me in the hospital.

everyday we fall further from grace

😂😂😂

Holy SHIT bro

Nah, it’s that Kitkats have been shrunk by the manufacturers so much since you were a child, that it takes four to get to the original size.

😂🤣😂

And you chose violence

Eric, that can be your breakfast, lunch AND dinner! #AdulthoodFTW 👍😁

Boss, Jerry's taking three breaks back-to-back again.

Its not the boss of you

Wash it down with a gallon of chocolate milk

You should go to prison for that. I'm calling the CEA, Candy Eating Authority, to arrest you.

This makes me weirdly uncomfortable.

that's hideous. Most good ideas seem that way at first.

16 for me, NONE FOR YOU

As a diabetic just let me say I hate you, with all of my being...

Your colon: "Oh RLY ?".

Stomach is in shambles rn

Literally me with Kit Kats 😋

"watch the world burn" and so on and so forth

🤔 50 years of republican cuts to education