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Amazon used to have a search for "Amazon down?" on Twitter as a pageable alert

I'm sure it does, I'm just upset I haven't thought of it before

please tell me this is a "life hack: the dangly things on your shoes can be tied together to keep them on your feet better" type of shitpost, because i've always just assumed that this would be one of the *first* things that people would think to tie alerts to

Lets adopt OTel, but we'll do one collector to mop all the data into a mudball