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If I find you posting AI "art," even if it's making a point, I agree with, I will instantly block you. If you're a politician posting AI "art," I will vote for a 3rd party.

but enough about my wife

Maturing as a software engineer doesn’t mean writing fewer Horrors, it means knowing when to write A Horror and how to construct the proper containment zone around it

Lots of exciting things happening. Wish they waited for me to retire first

Klein/11 got me laughing ugly

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? A NODE RCE??? FUUUUUUUUUCCCK

Maybe just turn off production today or something

shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Hey remember that time you banned me over “wishing ill” to JK Rowling?

Please do not share fake death posts. I was ready to celebrate.

if the delivery driver isn't still receiving the income the robot isn't liberating anyone from anything

congratulations to kelowna's newest councillor

What is the charge officer? Sending an elected official a picture Shrek's penis? A succulent e-shrektion??

several

Whatever happened to that very much not Misa Amane waifu that grok was doing?

Ever since I took over as one of the hiring screeners, I have never once done a leetcode interview. Being able to do that shit from memory just means you did it a lot in the past. I prefer a whiteboard and talking shop.

every millisecond you spend trying to “automate” the remediation of a service that’s exceeded its design criteria is wasted energy that could have been spent improving the system

Mitch was missing for 3 months

God this shit was cool as fuck

Cleaning the dryer lint exhaust duct

Fwiw, my handwriting has not improved since ever, and I rarely write. I scribble a bunch of loops for my signature.

Dropped out of college due to rotating credential requirements and only going part time due to funds. Got my A+ cert, worked at an MSP overnights, taught myself coding to handle repeat requests. Dug more into system design, got promoted, repeat until principal.

This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism.

The "iced coffee in an interview" discourse is the fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen. I'd call them dehumanizing bottom feeders but bottom feeders actually clean up shit.

Why is it whenever I read a rat/EA writing, all I can think of is a dude in a shitty fedora at thanksgiving saying "Maternal unit, can you please pass the sodium chloride?? I need to season my avian dinosaur"

I don't get how people aren't naturally curious. You have the opportunity to go to school and you chose to ignore history?

I 100% agree here, learning how to handle rejection (especially as an autistic man) is paramount to growing and becoming a better human. Therapy helps with this.

Play Bravely Default

God forbid a girl be slightly awake for two to eight hours of torturous autistic masking

The only way I can describe Yud is that he was that 15 year old that used to get straight A's in elementary school, then got really into smoking weed and watching Rick and Morty.

"I don't update my worldview based on new facts, I subscribe to baysien probability in rationality" is just fucking "uhm please pass the sodium chloride" Fucking Redditor dweebs

Eyes out, whistles up

very cool

What's stopping someone from using their first wish from a genie to be like "I wish you would not convert my wishes to have ironic consequences"

I don't want to make a profit, I just want to make the world a better place

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

Need myself a pair of scheming eunuchs.

What do you mean being a pregnant woman in AZ doesn't allow you into the HoV lane? Is it a life with rights or not??

May go back to uni to get my specialized PhD

And here I am saying dumb shit for free, these doofuses get to do it on the company dime.

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Mitch McConnell is 100% an animatronic.