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Of course, as it is a noble gas, Trump wants to use it to light the Whitehouse

It's sad that this could be true.

Wakanda would never let any foreign investment into their vibranium industry. In fact if any non-Wakandans try to purchase or obtain vibranium, pretty sure they send a squad of lithe female warriors to reclaim it in a very gymnastically-martial-artsy fashion

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These woke liberal planets have had it too easy for long enough.

He asked Superman how he learned English without realizing English was the official language of Krypton. Asshat.

For no reason, Carney gives up Canada’s sovereignty in response to Trump’s tariffs on Krypton.