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Why just be a scumbag POS when you can actually be the HUGEST scumbag POS? #Aspiration

Once again it was opened for ehen the stovk market opened , someone shorted stocks and than it closed.

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Wax on Wax off Actually Karate Kid

They closed it because that dope lied that Iran was making deals with him.

Aren't you glad you helped force Biden out you fool. I'll never forget your dumb ass actions

What’s to stop him from doing this again and again. If he “front runs” the news by placing the trade before the news comes out, he can make his profit quickly after the news brings in more traders. He’s done it at least twice already.

Everone in the USA should know this! EVERYONE!

There’s always Monday morning, right before the bell.

Exactly.

Well shit, send the Navy home, Iran has taken care of blockading the Straits! Good job Donald, masterful manipulation of Iran!

#WaynesWorldWar

Well, what else is new.

The Strait of Hormuz is like Schrodinger's Cat--nobody can tell if it is open or closed, alive or dead

“Iran has agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again.” 4/17/26, 10:40am According to Merriam-Webster: adverb nev·​er | \ ˈne-vər \ Definition 1 : not ever : at no time 2 : not in any degree : not under any condition According to Donald Trump: 1 : any time now

Wait wasn't that the 'Karate Kid', 'War on, War off'?

Whiplash!

We really need Toto to pull back the curtain.

It has to be closed again so that someone can make money the next time it’s announced that the Strait is open again.

Find out who was profiting from the sale of oil and bury them under the prisons

Both Trump insiders and Iranian insiders are profiting from this back-and-forth. Everything is so stupid and corrupt right now.

Its very predictable. The only number the admin cares about is the stock market average. Not casualties or lives lost. Not taxpayer money spent. Just making the dow hit 50k. So announcements get made before close and people that should know better let themselves be tricked.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIgy...

On again when the markets open. Off again when the markets close. Who's placing those big trades and making a mint? Uh huh. We all know. Grifters gonna grift.

Not until the Big Beautiful Bunker is built.

I have bananas that lasted longer

#OperationEpicFaceplant

Iran will remind trump DAILY, that they are not the Republican Party OR an underaged child!! They demand that trump behave like a rational adult, and treat others with respect- as if he is capable of either.

That would be Mr. Miagi Foreign Policy

It feels more like Groundhog Day or 50 First Dates.

Having blundered into this war with Iran, assuming Trump can find a face-saving off-ramp he'll be outta there faster than a scalded dog.

I thought it was the straight of Iran

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SOUND UP

Seems like The Strait of Hormuz is keeping bankers’ hours 😉

"Wayne's World"? Did you mean "Karate Kid"? "Wax on, wax off!'

Just another opportunity to manipulate the stock market and make another killing in minutes.

How sad is it to get to a point in American history where Iran is more believable than the President of the United States? So sad. I guess sending 2 crooked real estate 'tycoons' and a hillbilly to negotiate with a country that's been at this for years.

This is what happen when the U.S. does not have seasoned and competent diplomats. They don't know how to make and close a deal.

Could we please get an update every hour on the hour or sooner if possible as to whether the Strait of Iran (oops, I mean Hormuz ) is open or closed? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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