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Satan will be revealed as a catholic priest DJ 🤔I think I love Satan 😂 youtu.be/glncTxZfcHg?...

nice rhyme, your Almighty-ness.

Love the Heywood Banks line

YEAH TOAST

🎉🎉🎉

God be killing it.

Are you going to get a tattoo to celebrate like a normal person?

Get yo’ boast on God!!!❤️❤️❤️

let us thank him for our fooood

You’re Youdamned right

u go god

I like hot butter on my breakfast toast

Congratulations 🎊

but you like hot butter on your breakfast toast?

Ohhh, but the ol' bogey in the sky has competition y'all. 😉

Especially in the bible belt.

U like butter on your toast? #sugarhillgang

I gotta say, if you were this funny when I was growing up, I might still go to:church (but probably not).

Praise be to Bluesky God!

Well, there we have it. Definitive proof that God has a great sense of humor.

i also like toast

It is truly a miracle O’ Lord!🙏🏻

At least you brag about facts!

But you like hot butter on your breakfast toast?

The meek shall inherit the earth.

You should get that just for the Infected Pool. If ever there was a more amusing divine metaphor for a government...

I mean you did create it, makes sense you should be awesome at it

Go ahead.

There's no accounting for taste. Would be what the haters say. But seriously, well done

YEAH TOAST!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Christian's are going to get upset

Man's best friend to dyslexics

I mean, YOU made the fuckin rules on the tablets. So....

I love me some God!!! Congratulations, you are THE man!

This child praises you. Lol

If John Lennon was alive to see this....

I always knew you were a joke.😂

Hell yes!

Both of which are sins.….so is fraud and lying. But that’s none of my business.

I'm thinking a clip of this as a soundtrack. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wrw...

Amen 🙏 😀

But you will and are. Good job. It’s earned.

Then don’t.

I just tell ‘em I like toast. Yeah, toast!

Should we expect anything less from a monotheistic deity?