Better Call Paul

Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of all people are stupider than that - George Carlin

I heard from a VERY reliable source that Trump has entered into negotiations with the Reflecting Pool algae.

Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…

Fixed it again. #EpsteinFiles

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

This is why nobody wants to vote for Democrats. They swept the last election and folded like a broken chair. Their convictions are a mile wide and an inch deep.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/

@matthewjdowd.bsky.social , it’s bizarre that the “F*ck your feelings” crowd gets their feelings hurt so easily.

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

Understaffed National Weather Service Still Weeks Away From Issuing Kentucky Tornado Warning

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat theonion.com/u-s-mil...

CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak theonion.com/cdc-off...

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point theonion.com/career-...

How much longer til America is great?

LMAO

I laughed way too hard. 😭

Accurate

This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - George Orwell.

Any of my friends here from the other place, let me know so I can give you a follow