Musk will blame black people in multiple X posts, which the media will ignore.
Maga goons will arrest a former Olympian for staring at the rocket and making it crash.
Headlines:
"SpaceX reaches the moon, nobody is impressed"
"Elon Musk makes unprovoked attack on moon, says it looked at him funny"
"SpaceX offers to cleanup space junk for $10,000 a pound"
🤔🙄
So the US govt gives billions to an aerospace company whose rockets keep crashing. Why dies anyone think that this is sound policy? NASA had the Challenger disaster and Congress was ready to pull the plug, despite a nearly flawless record.
So far no permanent occupation but already strewn with detritus. Humans want to explore and colonise the universe so if anybody is out there shoot the fuckers down before they get there and trash your planet.