Fight The Sadistocracy

My goal is to create a Bluesky account so awesome that everyone will understand the reasons when my MAGA neighbor across the street has me kidnapped, tied to a pole, and is electrocuting my nuts with a car battery.

#cheesecakefactory

I’ve been watching football my entire life, and at no point in all these decades did I give a flying fuck about the team owners and their reaction to a touchdown or turnover. This trend of cutting to the owner’s luxury box after big plays is so fucking stupid. Fuck you, @espn.com and the others.

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

Just look at the headlines day after day, and then think about all of us who saw this bullshit coming for a decade, yet were minimized in the corporate media. Just look at don fucking trump. Listen to him. He’s just a giant pile of shit, and we all gotta keep eating from it.

We are sensing a pattern

I don’t care who the planted rally-crasher is, I will NEVER denounce the Breslin Brotherhood!!! #JimmyBreslin @jimmybreslin.bsky.social

Jones: I've been told I'm too young to understand politics. Too young to understand why some neighborhoods get parks while others get police tape… But they never said I was too young to inherit the debt…. too young to inherit the consequences of decisions I never got to make

El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.

This is it. From 2016: thecorrespondent.com/5696/were-he...

Maybe Hagseth is announcing a public execution to filter out soldiers who will not murder for him.

Ukraine just did more to clean up American elections than Congress has done in twenty years.

Sucker

a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird

I love this person.

Not to be a bummer or anything but we already have executions broadcast to the public. This just the first one announced ahead of time.

Who is American foreign policy for? anneapplebaum.substack.com/p/who-is-ame...

The entire trump presidency has been this experiment where they decided that they’re going to give this shitty white male EVERYTHING and let him do ANYTHING right up until he just fucking keels over.

🤔 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

The Dems getting better at this

Wow, CNN must be correct, if Slenderman has his panties in a twist. www.rawstory.com/jared-kushne...

@apesofwrath.bsky.social #GorillaGirls

We have a new cannon! A massive thank you to 1st time sender @everythingisgrate.bsky.social for sending in these beauties from Westport, Connecticut in the USA! 🇺🇸 📍 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ #CannonNumber1095 #afc #Arsenal #Gooners #COYG

Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.

I liked Joe’s reference to Palmolive dish soap. @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social

Before the week begins, I have a specific request: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld

NFL player Azeez Al-Shaair honoured 8-year-old Wafaa Akila, who was killed alongside her father in an airstrike in Gaza, by writing her name on the black tape under his eyes during the Houston Texans’ game against the Cincinnati Bengals.

Shot in the back. No criminal record.

I saw this coming a decade ago. What happens after trumps is done destroying everything? www.alternet.org/trump-racism...

PabloReports: Donald Trump says we’re in a golden age. Do you agree? Frost: Yeah, if you’re a billionaire, you’re in the golden age. They’re taking all of our money and giving it to them.

Whether it’s getting fines for tampering with game equipment or the Orchids of Asia spa, Robert Kraft has always had problems with balls getting squeezed inappropriately. #Kraft @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Last night Kraft was in his room… Now his bedsheets smell like poo. #Kraft #EdSheeran

Kraft needs to stop worrying about Macklemore, and start worrying about why the Pats defense doesn’t tackle more. #Macklemore #kraft #OrchidsofAsia

If you needed any more proof that the Butler shooting was staged by trumps himself, here you go. www.rawstory.com/trump-267786...

This administration is so full of shit, even the First Lady of the United States is the Acting First Lady. #NatalieHarp #Ireland

Thanks, Uncle Vladdy!

Ossoff: While the world burns and you pay more for everything—your tax dollars become the royal family's wealth. Because it pays to be a Trump, especially when the whole world knows daddy's a crook

Look, ma, they named a sandwich after me!

Can someone ask Mitch McConnell how many strokes has trump had?

Today on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 we remember the nearly 3,000 lives lost on September 11, 2001, including 21 members of the IBEW. May we never forget their memory.

@rjmatsoncartoons.bsky.social

It’s amazing how every single corporate media outlet is discussing this $5,000 as if it is a serious policy proposal and not just don trump pulling shit out of his ass and throwing it around his habitat like an old orangutan at the zoo. You too, @msnowreports.bsky.social @msnowcomms.bsky.social

It’s amazing that the guy they installed as president is the first in American history with a penis that was deformed due to getting bitten during the sexual assault of a minor.