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I never thought that I would see the day that the Onion would post something so inaccurate. FALSE, over 200k sacrificed in Gaza ALONE. Hundreds of thousands in Ukraine Tens of thousands on the streets of the USA. 20k sacrificed to corporate America? Maybe in just one small town of 25,000?

Privatised healthcare Private prisons Fossil fuel corporations The warfare corporations Car-centric infrastructure What else am I missing?

Lower than usual, wow, good for them!

The most depressing part of all of this is the reminder that toys r us is no longer with us

the rituals... urrrr

Onion.... funny as heck ugh

From a distance I thought the person in the cloak was a grinning chicken with a bloody beak!

It's fine they were all interns

Heil my capitalist overlord, I lay down my life so that your profits may increase a very marginal amount

At this point I wouldn’t even be surprised if this was a real thing

Too real, Onion!

Let this be a warning to the rest of us peasants. Arbeit Mach Frei! Heil Fat Hitler !

They were decapitated, dismembered, and burnt alive? Was it a really soft decapitation? Or were they given the option like Eddie Izzard's Death or Cake.

oof bleak

May the S&P rise by 10 more points next quarter

The Onion predictions come true....

My dudes, this number is WAY too low.

isn't the onion supposed to be satire

Seems rather low, they need to pick up the slack. The idjt sacrificed 1 million + for the Covid hunger games last time.

wow only 20k this year?

Only 20,000?