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Not the quarter pounder😭

“What do I do with this?”

Love the Onion, but not sure I get this one

#RFK pretending that he actually knows what is going on.

He's been eating drywall for the past 3 years.

I too like human food

Ok that made me snerk through my nose like kshsssnernhk a

McDonald's must have paid Trump to eat their garbage in a photo op..now all his followers will eat it as well.... Save the best food for democrat voters ... I support this one policy of Trumps

Didn't realize Joe Biden and I shared the same birthday. -Michael Scott

who says Americans lack compassion? look how we care for our pets, even as they succumb to late stage parkinsonism

Celery with honey bbq sauce

Omg good for him 🥰 happy birthday joe hope you make it another year

It's so nice that he gets a treat every now and then

Biden: "What the hell is this? Has my face turned orange or something?"

That's a doggy birthday party, not a presidential one.

😆

Just give up already. It's like watching my grandfather waste away after a good life. Either get good writers or stop!!!! My heart hearts for you. I used to love the Onion back in the early 2000s. Painful.

Sorry, but we all know Joe loves the ice cream. www.businessinsider.com/joe-biden-ea...

Demand a RECOUNT. We the People, say HELL NO to living in GRUDGE TOWN! #grudgetown #recount www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_pf...

Lmao! This struck me as funny!

He looks so confused?

Quite a few serious posts. You do know what The Onion is, don't you?

“But I didn’t want human food, give me genocide on toast NOW!”

That's not a baby fetus. Joe biden only eats baby fetuses.

I miss human food

Gaza baby burgers?

Foods upgraded to solids for one day

What role can't Gary Oldman play? 😂

US has been Slidin’ with Biden. Kamala should have taken the reigns a long time ago.

I can’t watch any more. Man should’ve stepped down 3 years ago and given us our first female president. It’s like he’s so far gone I can’t tell the difference, which one is real and which is the the busk?

Did anyone remember to give him his pills first?

😂😂😂😂

Wait.. food FOR humans or food FROM humans?

I turned on the setting where you HAVE to use it, so I am reminded. I love this fucking app.

Oh, no, @theonion.com. You see, sweetie, that's not human food. That's a sample of contamination that was left behind on Airfoce 1 after the previous admin. Joe's just staring in disbelief b/c they finally got the test results back.

OMG THEY'RE FEEDING HIM SOYLENT GREEN OMG ORANGE JEBUS WHERE ARE YOU OMG

I may be reading the room incorrectly. However, the way I see it, the maga young white men just raised the level of difficulty 10X when it comes to getting laid. The handmaiden hotties go all in only for the alpha billionaires, celebrities, pro athletes. Everyone else - Not So Much. 👀

🤣

Joe says, I smell trump

What? No cat or dog? Well damn! 😂😂😂. I suppose the ReTrumplicans were wrong…AGAIN!

"Is this, food?"

That’s rather mean.

Let's not get carried away now

I don't think fastfood can be considered human food.

Trump attempts to poison President Biden.

BREAKING: Biden has been asked to pick Jack Smith for the federal court so Trump can't fire him. Special Counsel Jack Smith can't be fired by Trump if he becomes a federal Judge.

It’s a food like product

Ensure gets old fast

FJB!

Soylent Green kind of human food?

Delete this

That barely qualifies as human good

I hope he wrote it all down, as he went along.

So they gave him real beer instead of IPAs?

Love the expression of "what the"