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Well, nice to fire people right before a major holiday and when people depend on their paychecks and healthcare. One day, karma will come around and get him, I've seen it happen to many cruel people. The universe take care of us. How can we survive, start now by cutting back.

True story : only the names have been changed to protect the culprits

It really shows

Might be the most real article ever posted

thank god!

Hello, Scrooge.

He won't rest in his pursuit to fire as many people as possible, before he exits with his golden parachute

Willy Wonka the American. Instead of oompa loompas, he uses minimum wage labor

Looks like this article is missing a word. Good laugh otherwise.

He's just taking back his company!

Give that man a bonus. Hell, he'll probably do that himself he's such a hard working job creator cutting jobs.

arrogance and cruelty in one man

I know it's satire. But holy crap did that make laugh knowing it's possible.

This is Canada Post, no?

People are so entitled to think that they deserve to be compensated for the work they do!! You ungrateful serfs!!!

Don't worry folks, this C.E.O. is getting ready to jump ship and join Trump's cabinet.

Hahaha- this trend will catch on in the UK after the recent govt budget changes. Hiring people is hell- an org behaviour inherited from less sophisticated times. It’s why so many jobs suck. Stolen labour is the future #jobs #layoffs #imkidding #thisisajoke #comedy #uk

“As our 15th merger progresses, you'll notice some changes to your benefits, including new health care options—whoops, I actually meant ‘few health care options.’”

Those cybertrucks ain't gonna pay for themselves

oh good

No this is a real CEO and his bonus gets put into a really big check with confetti flying everywhere when it’s delivered to him if he’s able to fire enough employees. But even if he got nothing from it, he would still do it because he just loves to watch others suffer.

At least he's being honest.

Yes, that was sarcasm. There's not a guarantee those workers will be rehired and are without very necessary benefits in the meantime - additionally, this goes against the labour code. I also have mail to be delivered, but I can wait while they exercise their right to strike for better conditions 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yeah, let me just drive 1200km to deliver a letter. I'm not saying they shouldn't strike. I'm hoping the crown corp. can organize an appropriate solution. What kind of contribution is, "so deliver it yourself?" 🤔

Is it satire if it’s just true?

What if we just cut everyones pay? That way he can afford to hire all of us! Problem solved!

Ahh Onion..

Oh like Canada Post? Which is illegal during a strike in Canada? Yep.