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This headline captures him to a tee. He probably would read this headline and wonder why anyone would consider this kind of behavior wrong/tacky.

OK, this is funny. Can we agree across the Aisles on this one?

This sounds to realistic to be the Onion.

ONE DAY, DEAD IN A CELL, JUST LIKE YOUR GOOD FRIEND

meanwhile in Russia Moscow's Pushkin Institute revealed its word of the year as... "Pushkin." www.kommersant.ru/doc/7313234

This is so fucking awesome. Thanks I screen shot this. Hilarious

I love the comments under an Onion post. It's like the outsider art of comedy.

I’m sure he thinks he won all by himself. No help from anyone at all.

As only he would.

But first he called himself to congratulate himself on winning.

Ass Hole

I hate that she has to be the one to certify his win 🤢

me too

lmao

hahahaha oh that would be funny

I thought the onion posted satire? 😅

#Vegas #MatthewLivelsberger #SpecialForces - also not illegal. I'd stay away from #Trump rallies and #Tesla 's. "Trump Claims He Defeated ISIS". my only reason for being there during Trump Presidency. — (@realDonaldTrump) December 19, 2018 www.newsweek.com/matthew-live...

Doesn’t sound too far off…

I hate that this made me laugh. Damn you, Onion.

...right after calling himself first.

Buckle up ...

Seems like this may have actually happened, though.

He doesn't have any plans to help the united states of America!

I think we know that's exactly how it would have gone.

Pretty sure that actually happened.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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What an ass (apologies to the 4 footed everywhere), but SO ON POINT. Be Aware. Get Prepared. We have Freedom to Fight For. 2025 starts soon!!💙🌊📬

Dumbest fucker ever.

President Musk.

He’s such a jackass!!!

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