The Blue Man

The Blue Man

@theblueman.bsky.social

I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me? We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.

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You know whatt's kind of funny when you think about it? Libertarian think tanks. So… a group of people get together, pool their resources, and work together toward common goals Hmm... what an interesting idea.

I can't for the life of me figure out why the left has fallen in love with mail-in voting, but the fascists in the White House, the Congress, & the Supine Court are going to do everything in their power to invalidate your mail-in ballot. You need to inconvenience yourself and vote in person this yr.

With all the selective breeding humans have done with animals, turning wolves into Chihuahuas, cows that produce more milk, faster racehorses, etc. why hasn't anyone bred a cat whose urine doesn't smell like something that should be classified as a chemical weapon & banned by the Geneva convention?

Thinking about the claims by Trump and other Republicans that Democratic protesters are paid protesters. So, you're saying they don't actually oppose you? These are actually people who support you? And your argument is that their support for you is so flimsy that it can be bought off that easily? 🤨

Another milestone! The absolute worst, most corrupt, most incompetent administration in the history of the United States is 3/8ths over with. How ever long he ends up being in office, it will take 10 times that to repair the damage he's done, but I'll still celebrate getting closer to the end of it

Countdown to end of Trump presidency@trumppercent.bsky.social

The Trump presidency is 37.5% over There are 913 days remaining http://TrumpPercent.com

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If you have *real* evidence of election fraud, you file a lawsuit. But if you are a pathetic sore loser who wants desperately to believe any fiction that excuses your actual loss, you go on TV where, unlike in court, you won’t be held accountable for your brazen and ridiculous lies.

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What I have often said is that, given enough time, Donald Trump would be exactly as much like Adolf Hitler as this time and place and population will allow him to be

Well, if that doesn't rouse him, nothing will.

Larry Mitchell@drlarrymitchell.bsky.social

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

It's amazing how many people who grew up playing Monopoly don't understand that the oligarchs will continue playing their games until they own everything and everyone else is bankrupt. It was right under your nose all along.

With recent primary defeats, it's clear that the GOP is dead and all that remains is the MAGA Party. Republicans have had multiple opportunities to end Trump and instead repeatedly chose to hitch their wagon to him while he rotted their party from the inside out. Not that they were much better…

D'oh! I missed it! We crossed the 1/3 threshold of the most incompetent, most corrupt presidency in the history of the US a few days ago. Also, I missed it when we dropped below 1000 days remaining. Finding glimmers of hope wherever I can.

Countdown to end of Trump presidency@trumppercent.bsky.social

The Trump presidency is 33.6% over There are 970 days remaining http://TrumpPercent.com

When the epitaph of America is written by future historians, Ronald Reagan will be the beginning of the end, Fox News will be a major catalyst, and Donald Trump will be the final nail in the coffin.

I'm starting to think the world would be better off if there were no superpowers, and all countries were on a roughly equal footing, and we all had to work together to solve the world's problems instead of the big dogs forcing their will on everyone else.

The funny thing about Trump constantly dozing in public is the way his staff completely ignores him so as not to draw attention to it. He could be having a medical event, and nobody will do anything about it because they'll just think he's dozing, until he faceplants on the desk.

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The Roberts Court, the Trump White House, and the national GOP are acting like this is their one big shot. Either they secure the lasting end of US Constitutional democracy, or they’re in very serious trouble from the backlash. And they’ve already gone so far that there’s no other possibility.

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For most of my life, I wondered what the opposite of the Midas Touch was. Unfortunately, the past 10 years have answered that question. The opposite of the Midas Touch is the Trump Effect - everything he touches turns to shit.

You know they're just going to run out the clock on the Trumpstein files, right? After he's dead, and it finally comes out that there was in fact evidence that he raped children, then they'll say, "Let the dead rest in peace." They'll try to bury his guilt and their coverup with him. Don't allow it.

Ever beat a young child at a game? "No fair! You cheated!" EXACT same energy. Nearly everything about conservatives and their worldview makes more sense if you think of them as 8-year-olds in adult bodies.

Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win. These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

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The two most important documents to a Trump supporter are the United States Constitution and the Holy Bible. And most of them haven’t read either one.

On some level, it fascinates me that Trump supporters know what a child he is, and yet somehow haven't figured out what their support for such a childish intellect says about them.

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I think we need to take a step back and acknowledge the absurdity of House Republicans targeting their Epstein investigation on HILLARY CLINTON (who says she never met him!) while ignoring DONALD TRUMP (who Epstein described as his best friend!) These are not serious people or good faith actors.

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When someone says their country executes pedophiles and you respond by claiming that they are calling for the execution of Donald Trump, you are revealing that you know Donald Trump is a pedophile. Thank you for you attention to this matter.

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The choice now is to transform the Democratic party’s strategy to meet the scale of the threat, or risk the end of democratic self-governance itself. There's no going back to bipartisanship in the foreseeable future. 🗽

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Stephen Miller called the victim, an ICU nurse at the VA filming ICE, a “domestic terrorist who tried to assassinate federal law enforcement.” Greg Bovino said he “wanted to massacre law enforcement.” You saw the videos. How can any Republican not call for their resignations?

I hate to say it, but this latest shooting won't stop it either. It's going to have to get much, much worse before the people in a position to do something find their spines.

I don't think the US could survive another 3 years of Trump, but I doubt he'll be president that long anyway… one way or another. Nonetheless let us celebrate that the worst presidency in the history of the USA is, at least theoretically, 1/4 over with.

Countdown to end of Trump presidency@trumppercent.bsky.social

The Trump presidency is 25.0% over There are 1096 days remaining http://TrumpPercent.com