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The real irony is that more than once, the pens used to redact documents did not overcome the embossing of typewritten pages, or printed pages, or they infused too little ink, allowing the document to be read, often just by photocopying it with the toner set very light.

Ha, good one 😁

Oh my God that’s so funny

Just highlighting the absence of evidence. Nothing to see here folks!

Oldie but goodie.

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Speeds things up since Americans don't read anymore

And I just started to use sharpy 's again

HA!

I'm sure they have plenty of shysters who'll swear its a simple clerical error. Judges let them get away with it all the time if they work for the State.

White ones wouldn’t work.

"There's ur problem right there"

You know what they say… it’s good enough for government work!

"I thought we were emphasizing all the important bits" - Color-Blind CIA Intern

That's crazy

HAHAHAHAHA

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Good grief funny

The truth comes out! 👏💀

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Good one!

Classic, favorite headline. 🤣 There was one about rhinos a few years back that I wish I could see again...

nice double entendre there onion not only are they censoring data by using black highlighters, its also a joke because of the racist government

Are we not supposed to???

Okayyyy.

Thank God for The Onion

The CIA: lol oopsies ✨🤷🏽‍♀️🤪

You know, given the incompetence of our government, I wouldn't be surprised.

hahah ty

I always make the same mistake when I study... no wonder I'm failing classes.

Love the onion

I am so glad the onion stille costs, we need you guys so badly. Sucks that actual news headlines resemble your own though.

Someone was color blind when placed an orders. Or, wait, colorblind is when you don't see red?

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Doh!!!

Hard to top this one! 🤣

Damn

🤣 Props on this one

does the onion dare to repeat the hilarious reality from the orange idiot?

This is hilarious. They would be like "shit. What have we done, all these documents, ruined!".

Hahaha

Omg 🧅

I found the highlighter they use, www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...

Hah!

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha

LoL😆🤣

Needed this chuckle this morning.

I love old Jeff Altman jokes!

Epic.

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Oh this is good

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Onion just peaked

Me too. Did you read it? It’s really good.

Same!!!

Maybe they own the damn company!

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The way you make me smile should be studied

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Jeez…ur kidding, right? Ask your admin!

Is this a DEI hire I should report?

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That's why! LOL

Whoever came up with that particular headline needs a raise, stat

Just wait until they find out what ink they've been using for *redacting* text.

The onion will be reposting this one till the end of time lol