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The other 13% is a cat.

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or the cat

Not the cat. The cat needs no expert and no artifices of good appearance. The Cat would stroll out. Say, "So what?", and expect you to go clean.

The Onion hits the exact need every darn time.

13% are Laurel and Hardy moving a piano

Not if you have cats…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Human: Why did you break that?! Cat: Because I want attention! Human: Then come here so I can pet you! Cat: DON'T TOUCH ME!!!

It's a ghost, I know, I've seen it before. And it wears shirt with Amazon logo.

The sound heard by my partner, sleeping in the other room when my cat presented me with a live rat in my bed while I was also sleeping.

Not a crash but a low thud in my case. We had two home brew beers given to us as gifts. We don't drink beer so they remained in our cabinet. One warm day the tops of the cans literally blew off at the same moment. It took me a long while to find the source of the thud, and longer to clean up.

Every cat owner in the world just nodding, knowingly.

I didn't hear a thing and I'm not going to look.

In my home, the "experts" are the fur-babies getting into something they ought not.

Expert adds, “I’m fine.”

Interesting 🤔

NOTHING HAS KNOCKED ALL OF THE ITEMS FROM MY SHELF‼️

Top Experts From Other Room Department (TEFORD) soon to be merged with DOGE 👍

The other 17% require the necessity of purchasing a new plate