I wonder what would happen if we all wrote letters to hr@opm.gov enumerating our tasks from last week, and encouraging the reader to resist this illegal and immoral bullshit? Also, I like to increase folks knowledge with a "word of the day" lesson. I hope it's helpful.
Seriously, when Cheeto stands outside the pearly gates, St. Peter is going to say: what the fuck are you doing here? (Forgive me grandma)
Hey, Michael, Christopher, Anthony, everybody - look who showed up.
All the saints laugh hysterically.
St Peter: the down escalator is over there.