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how the fuck are you not going to have the presence of mind to not eat your earwax on national television

i think this image explains itself

this is sure what we need. more shitty old white guys that look like a sheeps stomach filled with cream cheese.

i understand that i have nsfw content turned on, but can the bluesky algo fucking chill with the naked dudes

In Texas, Tarrant County Judge Tim O’Hare cleared the meeting room, silencing public opposition to the GOP plan to eliminate half of the battleground county’s Election Day voting locations before the midterms.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank

@mikiesherrill.bsky.social why are you feeding tax dollars to data centers when kids are being denied summer enrichment because of lunch debt. it’s fucking gross

@mikiesherrill.bsky.social no child should ever have lunch debt. why hasn’t a single democrat in nj fixed this

If anyone in or nearby Allen County, IN loves cats, this sweetie is named Dragon, has FeLV, and risks being euthanized. He’s currently living in a garage with no AC which isn’t sustainable as temperatures rise. He needs a foster or no-kill shelter spot stat: www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/Hrr...

i guess ai broke bluesky again

does anyone get the feeling that the irs settlement to trump is his payout for resignation?

@ptomj.bsky.social i’d 100% say that in real life. some of the best food in the world looks like baby poop covered in ants.

the pool made a friend. pools are terrible friends

ikea used to be shit. but at least it was just a little overpriced. now it’s expensive and even fucking worse.

@techconnectify.bsky.social my kids and i were watching the balafire episode and my kids noticed that “he has a man trapped in that lightbulb”.

own a car that you look back at every time you park it. it still needs a colour correction for the lower bumper and some pdr. but we lookin fly as hell. #mercedes #190e #w201 #babybenz

i bought a regular european sedan from the late 80’s. it’s comfortable. it’s nice to drive.

grandma mae is stacked

it took me a week to binge the pitt. they should have called it p””the ptsd”

@warren.senate.gov you really supporting the kids online safety act that is just a right wing device to abuse lgbtq people? i want congress to stop being an elder care facility for aging pieces of shit.

I realize I never posted Lotus' pictures from her adoption profile, specifically the ones highlighting what won my heart: her awkward little kid smile.

Ready to open your heart and home? Introducing, Mercedes, located in Maryville, TN. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/mercedes-79569825/tn/maryville/blount-county-animal-center-tn581/

Ready to add a little wag to your life? Say hello to, GOOFY, located in Riverside, CA. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/goofy-78593287/ca/riverside/riverside-county-animal-services-ca1527/

Your lap warmer and quiet companion awaits: Timber & Ukulele (BONDED PAIR), located in Orland Park, IL. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/timber-and-ukulele-bonded-pair-79234659/il/orland-park/half-way-home-animal-rescue-il652/

This friend is in search of a forever home: Codex and Proxy (MALE/FEMALE BONDED PAIR), located in Rawlins, WY. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/codex-and-proxy-male-female-bonded-pair-75691345/wy/rawlins/rawlins-rochelle-animal-shelter-wy79/

Meet your new best friend, Marcy, located in Goltry, OK. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/marcy-77417455/ok/goltry/luvin-pawz-rescue-inc-ok546/