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This is what the GOP really wants to bring back into vogue.

sounds like progress to me

every time one dies, it creates an opportunity for some lucky striver

Arkansas will be thrilled.

Dang childrens stealing all the jobs. Trump needs to deport them too.

If charter schools become the way of the world, then look out for work houses and factories for the kids that can’t afford to go to them, or “don’t fit”.

Trump/Project 25 have this on their list, first though they need to get the lazy seniors off of Social Security and get them back to work. Children and old people will be perfect cheap labor for their new American factories.

Finally they do something those little bastards

Certainly this won't lead to many deaths and injuries!

It was a marvelous apprenticeship program for kids who otherwise would have been in gangs.

Trump already has this pencilled in

45yo chinese probably share the same stories, making sneakers 😅

Coal will become so expensive that nobody will buy it if we can't use child labor. Adults are just too big to get into the small crevices that all the good coal is in.

Tiny hands make light work...

Working with safe farm machinery.

thanks very much john locke!

Make Childhood Great Again 🖤🩸

Well, honestly. Does every child really need all of its fingers?

"Youth Unemployment Hits New Low"

Land of the free and home of the slave Everybody tells me boy you better behave You can't save nothing when there's nothing to save. They're just robbing my cradle to pay for their grave.

Well, duh. Isn't this why you have children? To supply the workforce and take care of you as you age? Seems obvious to me.

This will be next...

An Oped by Sarah Sanders

Yeah... i figured responding to an Onion post would be the tip-off. Otherwise I might add an emoji.

Have they no workhouses?

That’s a picture of my Uncle Louie. He now drives an EV.

Make Nine-fingered kids great again

www.sltrib.com/opinion/bagl...

In related news, nicknames for children "Stumpy", "One Eye", "Gimpy", and "Wheezer" making a comeback.

They yearn for the mines

Scary thought that comedy and reality are do close these days. If I saw this as a head line from out of Texas I wouldn't be surprised.

Yes, this is actually what happened.

I made a joke about how France should ask for the Statue of Liberty back and someone informed me they were already in the process and the next day they released a request for its return. So, yeah. Just make up something insane and it’s probably true at this point.