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thousands of women available to him and he picks that empty slurpee cup? ewww

"He has nothing interesting to say So he talks about himself But he doesn't want to seem self-obsessed So he talks in third person In an attempt to seem more rock'n'roll But he suspects it's not working" --- Tim Minchin

What do you mostly think about? Justin: Katy’s boobs Katy: My own boobs and that stupid shark who ruined my life by becoming more famous than me.

Quebecoise version of Teenage Dream when?

This isn't the timeline I imagined, but if they're happy, cool 😅

How about "Did Russell Brand give you complete sexual satisfaction?" (That's a question for Justin Trudeau, by the way)

Don't we all? But they don't talk they ROAR. Should've heard them last Friday night.

They spend countless hours discussing the proper pronunciation of "about".

What makes you think they're talking?

You did interview them, didn’t you?

And hockey. elbows up!

As a Canadian I find this spot on.