Captain Dunsel

Digger hive represent at the World Series

That’s one way for Catholic bishops and archbishops to dispel the pedophile accusations: pray with a pedo. 😳

Scott Jennings, struggling for attention, again. Ask your fellow MAGA republican Paris Dennard how clowning about Cheesecake Factory worked out for him on Don Lemon’s show. I NEVER get tired of watching this!

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

Trump says protesters at his rallies are paid $250 by Soros

Trump on DC: "Nobody wanted to eat out. They were afraid. Even if you were in the restaurant, people would walk in and like the Wild West, 'Hold it up!' Everybody is standing there. Can you imagine? A fancy restaurant. They were robbing the whole restaurant. It's crazy."

It’s called a BRIBE! A sad-ass, desperateAF, shakin-in-yer-elevator-cankle-boots, BRIBE!

“I just need to find 11780 votes” I know who said that Gimme my million dollars mthrfkr

do they realize telling people theyre not feeling what theyre feeling is a huge turn off?

But see if I didn’t watch the British baking show I wouldn’t learn new terms like “self-saucing pud”

In a desperate attempt to raise his poll numbers, and take a stand that the overwhelming majority of Americans agree with, Trump is now claiming he too hates Bill Maher.

Aw, damn. What a truly kind man… RIP, Walter. ❤️🖖🏼

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

I’m very sad to hear of the passing of Walter Koenig, aka Pavel Chekov from Star Trek. I got to meet him on a few occasions, and he was always genuine, thoughtful, and a little anxious in a way that made him very relatable. R.I.P.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

You can always count on the Jolly Nazi for a good laugh to start the day.

Japanese prosecutors indicte a U.S. Marine on charges of robbery and murder of a Japanese woman in Okinawa, Japanese media reports.

New in PN: Ramaswamy discovers that voters have their limits "This is the nature of today’s right-wing bubble, whose residents are not only acculturated to a particular political style — cruel, often hateful — but become convinced it’s the only effective way to do politics, & any other way is weak"

looks like a cvs receipt

Lula really had to defeat a whole family tree of fascists and he did it

Abdul punches back and doesn't take shit. He isn't a weak centrist nothing. People want fighters.

Lula won despite Meta, TikTok, Rubio, and the entire flood of money poured in here by the U.S. Meta and TikTok carried out the greatest act of censorship in history in favor of the far-right. Only their end can save humanity.

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Blocked only one person in comments, this obnoxious quote-skeetin’ know it all.

This applies to the anti-Islamic signaling too - some overt, some subtler. All bad. Poisonous. Yes, NOT ALL Democrats do this. But too many. It’s a road to failure! And it’s deeply immoral.

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Meanwhile at everyone’s favorite Cheesecake Factory the time has come for requests

Servers at the Cheesecake Factory all over the country are mentally preparing for a night flooded w bad tippers

The hot brown bread, the Cajun pasta, the chocolate moose cheesecake — I love me some Cheesecake Factory, but it was still a good line.

Young people realized Trump and the MAGA influencers all lied to them. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/22/u...

THE POPE, MELANIA TRUMP, AND THE UKRAINE CEASEFIRE 🕊️ Oct. 16: Pope Leo calls Putin. Pushes for a ceasefire 🕊️ Oct. 19: Pope Leo calls Zelenskyy. Same mission 😈 Oct. 23: Melania announces the ceasefire. The White House calls her the “exclusive intermediary” The Pope wasn’t even mentioned.

Why does Blanche always look like he's about to cry?

"The best way to do this is to ask the president if we can do this and he'll say no and then we do what he says."

WELKER: If you were elected, would you vote to repeal some of President Trump's tariffs? MIKE ROGERS: The best way to do this is to talk in and say, 'Can we work this out?' I'm not even in office yet. (That's a no!)

Q: Why do you think Americans tell us over & over they don't like the direction of the country? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, it's a hostile media environment. Most of the mainstream media of course is advancing the false narrative of the other side -- the Democrats & the Marxists. They're on the other team

Really dig the new doc about my dear friend @mariabamford.bsky.social. Unsurprisingly, every single clip of her comedy is hilarious. And I’m so happy her Late Late Show spot was shown in its entirety. In my opinion, it’s the greatest six-minute late-night stand-up set ever. I love you, Maria.

This episode has: 1) an old-fashioned short before the main movie 2) a dumb song I wrote 3) as David Carradine’s nemesis: the “sleeping nose to anus” guy from MST3K Werewolf (Richard Lynch) - younger and less professorial, not as prone to talking about werewolf anus

Our democratic systems were not prepared for a criminal president to turn his administration into a fully functioning criminal organization. We need have a plan to address this. All Trump pardons must be rescinded. All of them.

just saw this absolutely cracked ad during the michigan game about how thanks to aoc and ilhan omar, white people can't show their faces in public anymore

Obama in Michigan: "He is focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV! ... He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"

Trump: "This is a disgrace. The mother said that Amy Acton is a liar and she's no good. And you know what? I don't think you can get a better reference than that."

Hm. I doubt it! apnews.com/article/russ...

What if we just pay off Witcoff and Kushner and get some real diplomats?

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

When i was a teen, in the mid 90s, i thought Bill Maher and Dennis Miller were the smartest guys in stand up comedy... which is why if I ever get a time machine im gonna go back to 1995 and smack the shit outta myself.

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"