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They haven't sounded satirical for over a decade at this point...

🚨BREAKING:🚨 Math

But I need money

That is going to confuse the hell out of Pam Bondi…..

Sell while you still can.

There's never been a better time to get your online university degree in counterfeiting.

there’s no better meme than the economy

Went to bed last night, well off. Woke up poor.

This is funny but also sounds like how @garyseconomics.bsky.social got rich

This is just the beginning www.conflingo.com/news/2026-03...

Whoa! Whoa! Who's! When did this happen?? I've been paying $103.42/Dollar for the past three months.

I can't afford money anymore. I'd quit my job, but they already laid me off, so I've got that going for me.

I had to read that a couple times to notice there was a joke.

True dat, I paid $1.75 for 82¢ yesterday and if this goes much longer I'll need to pay my employer to go to work.

That’s why I’ve invested heavily in assets like nostalgic 80’s action figures.

The dollar sure doesn’t go as far as it never did.

Just make it so there's very little you can actually spend it on and you've made the dollar a cryptocurrency.

That unpossible!

I have lots of pennies stored for when I need to rewire. I plan on stretching them out to make copper wire to thread through that white rubbery stuff they put around it!