Shane

I miss the player piano covers in #westworld. I’m glad Spotify has them: open.spotify.com/playlist/5tZ...

This administration is like those HR videos that show you what not to do at work: • Swimming in a creek with raw sewage and kids is not setting a good example. • Don’t accept gifts over $10 or planes worth over $400 million. • When you go to a gym in LV rather than do your job, you’re a douche.

The China negotiations went down like this car deal: “I want this car but I insist that you raise the sticker price by 145% whether I buy the car, or not.” Salesperson: “Um, it doesn’t work like that…” “Raise the price by 30% then.” Salesperson: “Sounds great. Who’s paying for it?” “Not me.”