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23/3/26, 10:30 pm36 reposts454 likes

Well... Kevin wouldn't have been left home alone.

That's my wife.

The problem is, nowadays, that is not far from the mark.

Show the world what a bunch of idiots we are.

Need to allow 12 hours for being detained by ICE in the airport interrogation room.

😊.

Scratch out "dad" and replace with "dhs"💁‍♂️

You gotta be prepared.