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lol perfect!

Performing an #Orangecism

That’s Chicago holy water

He's Peruvian so keep hoping

First Pope to eat at Portillo's.

Jesus would not have effed with modern factory farming, but transmogrifying plant-based soup into corpse water takes more energy, so the carbon emissions come out the same and you might as well just purchase wine directly and say your abracadabras to remove the color, what was the question again?

"Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been boiling since opening day in April."

No ketchup

I love the pope is American.

The DOJ has opened an investigation into alleged mortgage fraud committed by Pope Leo for the sacrilegious offense of listing two properties as his “primary residence” while living in Chicago. Clearly, the outcome of this investigation could seriously impact the prospect of sainthood.

This guy

Here's an Onion headline " 100% of people liking and commenting on our internet posts actually read the article!"

truly a chicaco pope

This is a blatant mockery of Discordianism. #IYKYK #Fnord

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I am going to make so much holy water

Vampires HATE hot dog water.