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It’ll get there by Father’s Day. Until we take over this regime and straighten this ish up

Breakfast in bed was served! Now I have bread crumbs in my buttcrack and juice all over my pajamas. Clearly, I’m just another toddler in this family! 😁

Ha ha, no shit, I was in Safeway in Nor Cal around 2 pm and it was packed with people buying flowers, balloons and cakes. Nice planning people, your mom deserves better.

I feel seen.

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Postmarked on Monday... which is meaningless like the noodle based necklace and card they sent and the post office will smash

If ya put it in the box today.... she's gonna get around the Fourth.

Plot twist: mother's day card was not mailed

might be a little late ...!

Maybe it’s a card for Orthodox Mother’s Day.

You need to have it postmarked by midnight or you need to have filed for a bad child extension

Ought to get there by Father's Day.

Why is it that the worst jokes in Seth Meyers' Surprise Inspection segments are better than almost any Onion joke?

Yup…you need proof.