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The premium is your soul, but your policy doesn't kick in until the Rapture.

if you were in rural america, you would see signs like this all the time, except they're not being funny. Just saw a guy with a similar messaged sign in payson, Az. walking up and down the main street.

Both.

when does the bag ship with the subscription from the promotion?

lol

add an American flag to the design

I would wear this but I think in today’s day in age people would think I was being serious

It should say Go fund me is my health insurance

dude you let him take the wheel AND your insurance? this is starting to sound like a pretty concerning relationship tbh.

Jesus is my money making word!!

not sure people in France would get the joke, tbh... ;)

Also available: 'Jesus Is My Eternal Life Insurance.'