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Has anyone searched 🍊💩's asshole? It might be hiding in there

oh god

This is not an Onion headline. It should be on every news outlet.

They say Trump is going to knock down the Congress to make room for a Trump nursing home for reps.

It's amazing that the founders thought the legislative branch might have too much power.

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Elon Musk replaced them with obedient androids long ago.

I just hope that they wind up in Nuremberg.

Both went to Mexico on spring break and decided not to come back.

You mean ... The legislators got bought ... Yes?

"There are no cameras where they are" Man, they must NOT be happy about that!

Where's Tom Kean, Jr. (NJ-07)?

Charles Barkely brainwashed the GOP to think they are an NBA team in the playoffs. Because they keep losing , they all gone fishin.

Look under "Republican Traitors".

Legislative AND OVERSIGHT branch…

Tom Kean took it with him

Pete Buttigieg?!?!?

They’re saying Trump has collected their spines and balls.

Ask Bill Cassidy and Thomas Massie! That's the majority party. The minority party LEADERS are busy celebrating their election back to the power in November and are not available for doing their jobs. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov

That’s ok. We already had all the laws we ever needed. You can just re-interpret them to get any outcome.

They must be hanging out with the media.

The real mystery is how long it took people to notice. Makes you wonder if branches of government can experience collective dissociation — like when you drive somewhere and don't remember the trip.

The founders didn't account for one faction being made up of people who are terrified of a bully posting something mean about them

🎯 We’re supposed to have three independent branches (executive, judicial and legislative) of government to provide checks/balances. Yet, we hear of one branch making decisions without consent. We’ve heard from the judicial branch which fails to make unbiased decisions based on the law/constitution.

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Has the Capital Police checked Trump’s colon yet? They should be able to at least find Mike Johnson, Ogles and Comer there.

It’s a new season of To Catch a Predator and most have been arrested?