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“I may get some flack from the fans, but I can always win them back by expressing regret later on, some BS about being misled by the show’s organizers,” said Bruce Springsteen

theonion.com‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 ConcertCOLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock icon Bruce Springsteen said, “Fuck it, a gig’s a gig,” Monday as he agreed to headline the contr...

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yellowlawyer3523.bsky.social

@yellowlawyer3523.bsky.social

2 June

He's not playing for frumps stupid birthday party!

Kimiki

@kimifw.bsky.social

2 June

Repeating yourself again: bsky.app/profile/theo...

The Onion@theonion.com

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert https://theonion.com/fuck-it-a-gigs-a-gig-says-bruce-springsteen-agreeing-to-headline-freedom-250-concert/

Rosanna Landis Weaver

@landisweaver.bsky.social

2 June

I find this particularly amusing because I heard Bruce in DC last week.

Tommy Woo

@aatomwoo.bsky.social

2 June

Ahhh, the Riyadh Comedy defense. Well played Sir! Muwhahahaha.

idahobob.bsky.social

@idahobob.bsky.social

2 June

What if he really did and he got up there and called trump a son of bitch and wannabe dictator

RobynHoode

@bobbinhoode.bsky.social

2 June

If he brings along all the old school protest bands, it could be an actually good celebration of murca. Free speech being celebrated right in front of the pres...

Just Walkin' 👣

@kenshain.bsky.social

2 June

He'd make Kenny-boy Martin and the DNCs very happy if he did!

idahobob.bsky.social

@idahobob.bsky.social

2 June

U realize trump will think this is real

notidefix.bsky.social

@notidefix.bsky.social

2 June

I sooooo hope so

Rose🌹

@iranphotos.bsky.social

2 June

Freeduuuumb! 😁

Ben 🧀

@benfromtx.bsky.social

2 June

To be clear, this is complete satire and Bruce wouldn’t be found within 250 miles of that stage, he’s a real one.

John Namest

@john-namest.bsky.social

2 June

Nah dude, The Onion has never done satire, even incompletely. Now that they are powered by Infowars, they will info the fuck out of you!

oldmanzec.bsky.social

@oldmanzec.bsky.social

2 June

Eileen

@eileenmont.bsky.social

2 June

Very funny.

Tom Brueggemann

@tombrueggemann.bsky.social

2 June

Funny as always. Minor quibble: it's flak, not flack. A flack is a PR agent.

Average Rando (not) on twitter

@averagerando.bsky.social

2 June

As far as I can see every dictionary seems to list flack as an alternate spelling for flak.

straightarrow67.bsky.social

@straightarrow67.bsky.social

2 June

I LOL'D.

❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️

@momo.thingsabout.xyz

2 June

“i can’t pay my rent with a good conscience and morals”

myfavemartin.bsky.social

@myfavemartin.bsky.social

Spit take!

Take the gig. Do a cappella version of Born In The USA, find followed by a ripping version of Streets Of Minneapolis.

𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪𝕌𝕠𝕗𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥

@therealestjmark.bsky.social

2 June

Explain Born In The USA with a monologue “Born Down In A Deadman’s Town” - America is dying “First Kick I Took Is When I Hit The Ground” - Struggle Is Guaranteed “Wound Up Like A Dog That’s Been Beat Too Much” - The American Dream Died “Just To Spend Half Your Life Covering Up” - End Up Gunshy

𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪𝕌𝕠𝕗𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥

@therealestjmark.bsky.social

2 June

So I sarcastically sing “Born In The USA” over and over…. If that disappointed your Rah Rah spirit, wait until the Vietnam Veteran kicked to the curb by his own country verse! Get ready!!!