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Almost too soon

The objections cited stemmed from taxes collected on their wages Thus, underlining just how much have not been paid by the largest businesses in the US

Remember back when The Onion wrote articles and headlines that were SO OBVIOUSLY SATIRE, that you didn’t NEED to double-check and make SURE you didn’t just read a serious headline?

Quid pro quo has no place in the workforce. Back to creating free churn for Facebook.

This feels a little too on-the-nose

*gasp* The Department Of Labor has been turned by the commies! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

It's like how in the software at work you're not requesting vacation day your scheduling an absence. Assholes.

That explains my paycheck.

Good call. :/

Sigh. 😔

Paying people to work is so 20th Century.

You know what, fuck it, this administration already declared me a threat to the nation for being trans, might as well bring me up on corruption for getting underpaid at this fuckass job.

stop giving them ideas

Once again, the Onion is indistinguishable from actual news.