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And they’re delicious with butter.

🤣

Have they tested them on trump?

@agatha-vile.bsky.social the disinformation campaign is proceeding splendidly...

God bless Lauralee Hickok, Editor, The Onion's Southern Lifestyles Section. Her accent is music to my ears. 👌😘

Don’t forget the Natty Boh!

I just can’t…😂

Get a giant bottle of Nit.

Guys why do I hear the Monster Hunter theme outside of my house?

Super Earth intentionally keeping the Gloom present in the galaxy

We'll never forget those who lost their lives in the 4 Day war, back in 08'.

Not with that attitude!

Vying for their chance…

I stand with science

What could go wrong?

I'm not getting near her

Raul? #dcc

Giant, Bioengineered Crabs for president 2028

An Onion classic.