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FUCK YOU MIKEY

shut up and don't repeat everything I say, just do everything I say. Wasn't that a Hitler quote?

Yep, had to double check which acct was posting this...

Says the guy named after two euphemisms for penis. 😁

Oh, phew it's the Onion (for now)

People may be jailed for quoting Trump. www.fire.org/news/victory...

Reality based dirty tricks like videos evidence or quoting directly can't be condoned or tolerated.

Realized this was the Onion about a third of the way in

That BOY, is WAY out of touch with reality!! I mean , WAY OUT THERE!!

What a total fuckwad!

Little Mikey is getting scared

Oh that little troll can go back under his bridge I hate him so much

In reality he wouldn't know anything about what the president said.

Flame on!

Whassa matter, Mikey? Are your delicate sensibilities getting bruised? 'Cause your boss is SUCH A FUCKING UNHINGED PIECE OF SHIT????

With ZERO hyperbole intended, IMHO there are headless mannequins rotting away in an abandoned warehouse in Chernobyl, that have more value than Speaker Mike Johnson.

The Onion once again proving that they are the most trustworthy news source out there.

“You can’t take him at his word! Words mean nothing! We’re about verification!” 😭😭

Fair

Very good

L. Fucking. O. L.

If you’re quoting Trump, the odds are you’re lying. So, you’ve got that.

I expect sarcasm from The Onion, not straight reporting.

Hatred and greed hold them together.

Too funny

“Hotheaded” Democrats? Let me get this straight. Democrats are hotheaded because we repeat the president’s inflammatory statements?! Fuck that, Dems need to be more hotheaded, and not so calm and polite to MAGA, apparently.

Classic Onion ❤️

Can you imagine the dangerous precedent the nation would set if we simply allowed people to have free speech

Tell that to Trump- Grow a set of balls and tell him enough is enough.

Johnson should tell his president to sign the bills voted for.

Trump Loses World Cup Wager With Iran, Forced To Rename Washington Landmark ‘Reflecting Pool of Hormuz’

Dammit, Onion, you're supposed to be satire, not factual news! Do better!