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200 Relieved Phantoms of the Opera Sing Repertoire, Reports of Cacophonous, Terrible Music in Night

Is Timothy O'Leary a real person? Are we just recycling names in this dimension?

They’re all going to be replaced by Phantom 4 drones that have been covered with a white sheet. The future is now, old man! 😁

😥 wow

Once again we see the insidious impact of AI on the human workplace. One AI bot has replaced hundreds of hardworking phantoms, who will now add to the ranks of the unemployed. What next? The nation's haunted houses?

I needed this today! Well done!

More jobs lost to AI.

RIP 'Cats' cats

finally someone said it. the catacomb guys are cute but they're bleeding us dry. also my cat knocked over a plant and i'm pretty sure she's possessed now so maybe we're not hiring the right haunters anyway

Yeah, what do you think this is, the US Congress?

Those poor ghastly saps. I talked with them for twenty minutes this morning and they hadn't a clue that the ax was about to fall.

'Will Be Your Angel of Music For Food'