July

Welcome to my Bluesky page! I use this as my journal. Mostly for those thoughts and musings of mine that I don't mind people reading. However, occasional intoxication tends to challenge my discretion. You've been warned! Proud supporter of the Bill a̶n̶d̶ ̶M̶e̶l̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ Gates Foundation

@timheidecker.bsky.social I will soon - tonight - finally be watching On Cinema at the Cinema. I waited until tonight, because I like to feel immersed in content. So I scrounged what cash I had and got the makings for... popcorn, the box office treat that has withstood the... tests of film's time!

I love President Obama, and I wish I could have been an adult who experienced his leadership, not merely as a child sheltered from hope by conservative parents.

lol, they fixed the vulnerability in such a way that exposes more for rogue agents to exploit, face it chat we are fucked :)

but but but ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF AND EXIST AS A STATE

concerned

stream of consciousness is at a drip/river rn 😮‍💨

The Producers for Tax Purposes (it was a movie, too, asshole)

Slava Ukraini. Fuck us.

@theonion.com I LOVE YOU. I could kiss you on the lips, if a global media juggernaut had lips. and if I had more money I would give it to you but I don't. regardless, thank you for this reboot of a piece from my childhood <3 Duncan Birch is an idiot, and deserves to think he's one for eternity

Can she make it to the full Scaramucci

The Mayor of Portland is in contact with Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen to fix the civil unrest created in Portland, as the citizens march the streets, demanding to know: "Who is Troy Jackson?"

I have created an enemy and that enemy doesn't give a shit

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Trump's level of disdain for Ken Paxton makes me laugh, but not because it's Trump, but because it's like a dementia patient attacking a psych ward patient who is just zonked tf out on Seroquel

@redlettermedia.com he doesn't do the 'PODCASTS' that you frauds famously host, and he's not familiar with homosexuality. he never would have survived a re:View of TOS with Mike and his friends, and Bill knows it

Ruin a book by adding a word? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Bitches

🍎 is Laura Palmer 🍍 is BOB what is Cooper?

Sir, please accept this golden statue of the largest TikTak ever made, engraved with your famous conversation with Mr Bush.

the hogs tried cancelling him... now the hogs crave Hasan's hog... bbq for din din!

@auralnauts.bsky.social I haven't been supporting the patreon in ages, are there any plans for Episode 8? I'd love to see the dance fight again

slipping into a psychotic episode over this

I guess this is the week Bluesky answers this vital question

this shit is so good, I love Jackie Weaver becoming emperor Palpatine

"fuck this shit, Queen out"

AND JACKSON DROPS HER WITH HIS TONNAGE OF TRUTH!!!

@jevbot.bsky.social exactly how small is your model and how big is ChatGPT's model, do you models have like, some sort of 'pissing match,' but like with model capabilities? what happens when we die

the McAlgorithm has decided extra dehydrated onions will cost $0.79, factoring in your social merit score you will receive one and one half portion of dehydrated onions for $0.79. ba. ba. ba. ba. ba. you will love it - McAlgorithm guarantees customer has achieved satisfaction. ^ my prediction

TRANSGENDER for EVERYONE!!!!

I would like to thank @theonion.com for this accurate view into my upcoming Election Day (I pressed 'E,' don't let anyone tell you otherwise)

@nicklutsko.bsky.social the Elf must be getting hungry

Thank you for the music to remind me of better times @nicklutsko.bsky.social

#viralphil

$0.000036 is too many dollars of my taxes for this crap

it's like there are a few hundred edward snowdens trapped at the iceland airport but we're all from portland and are too nice to demand our rights

bitch is q u a k i n g