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James Michael Johnson No bank accounts, no stock no bonds! Wife and Mike? Files 6-9 months late every year! 3 lines 2 pages why late?

We now know where his mind goes when his willpower wanes. 👬

Does he play with himself that much?

I think he uses Mike Pence's old ones....they were a Xmas gift from Mother.

He, in his obedient existence, can do it.

The mitts didn’t work so they had to put a chastity belt on him. He tried to get Seal Team 8 to retrieve the key from a monastery in Egypt but the request was denied.

Spot on you guys. 👏👏👏👏👏

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Which means he's extra frustrated trying to get a handle on the thing.

His anti-mastubation mitts are slippery...

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I bet he doesn’t wear it around Trump. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/07/the-...

Plus his mind is clouded by his overwhelming desire to be with his Trump, and to suck his cock.

One of my stupid bastard sons took me to a facility where they tried to put these things on me. Took that little shit out of the will ! 😂😂

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Faith, I once wore gloves so tight I could not wave at a passing swan, and the swan took it as an insult.

He's not flexible enough to get his mouth around it.

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He has a app for that . And he claims that his son is his wing man. No shit look it up.

"No! Mike, not again trying to use a fire hydrant as a butt-plug! Mike you'll just hurt yourself again! Mike, stop! You have to stop!"

they work great when pulling a turkey out of the oven

I tried that app but they cancelled my account because the ad-revenue wasn't enough to cover the cost of the hard drive space to log all the activity.

You do know that nothing you write these days is even remotely hyperbole, sarcastic, or parody? Reality outstrips you!

Hahahahaha 🫵👏👏👏👏👏

Johnson mitts his gavel Unable to compose Wonder if his son knows These mitts aren't capacitive. (I can do it too)

With or without gloves he will still be what we Brits call a 'total wanker !'

That's because he's a weak little pussy.