The Onion@theonion.comHow To Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Cat4/8/26, 5:00 pm·65 reposts·513 likes
Rutherford B Hayes@rutherfordbhayes.bsky.social4 AugIs that Jim Haggerty while he was infected by the Hollywood Woke mind virus?225
Bullix@bullix.bsky.social4 AugThe one that just interviewed that 8 year old gun hero? That was a craaaaaazy segment lol1
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Scot Harkins@scotharkins.bsky.social4 AugWow. The number of chudbot comments on this post. What a waste of energy.
R. L. Lindrud@rllindrud.bsky.social4 AugThe more cats, the more chances at love. That's some profound shit right there.1
Tristan@rethenx.bsky.social4 AugYou can tell how dead inside Jim looks when he worked for the mainstream media.2
Jason Hsu@jhsu802701.bsky.social5 AugIf you're a woman, remember that this story is brought to you by the same news team that also brought you the secrets to getting a man's attention while you're having wild, orgasmic sex with him. :)
ambassador-kosh.bsky.social@ambassador-kosh.bsky.social4 AugI found a Nerf gun in my neighbours trash. It's totally changed the dynamic between the car and me. Bitch ain't half as demanding now!11
AviAdi@aviadi.bsky.social4 AugWoah that's the guy from Infowars from when he was a brainwashed child!17
Aneurin Bevan@mrmostlymittens.bsky.social4 AugI like to cool down a already too spicy relationship with a dog
Dave Probert 🏴🏴🐸@yesfan1.bsky.social4 AugPresidents can just grab their pussy however they want! Or maybe not!11
David Upham@david-upham.bsky.social5 AugWhat a waste. It doesn't take a 100+ page book to say "buy catnip"