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LOL

"This Is Chief. I'll Miss Ya Man."

*still

Tearful? Robots don't cry.

If only it were the other way around...

Some dads read bedtime stories. Mark Zuckerberg terminates your avatar.

sometimes when the onion swings, it scores. well done to whoever came up with this one

He's wearing perv glasses™ under the VR headset isn't he...

Lack of legs meant less thrashing, at least. This pleased the Zuckerbot as it put down the failed experiment. Much more convenient than Wife 1.0. Wife 2.0 would need some work but China was making good AI progress and President Xi offered the upgrade for free in exchange for Zuckerbot schematics.

Gods damn I almost ate the onion because this fucker is so weird I can imagine him doing this.

Afterward, he laid his so-called face into the book he was reading his son, told him he was “hot“, and then Meta terrible end. 

I wish they would stop sending me junk mail emails. I havnt logged on there in years

This face still haunts the backrooms of my mind

Struggling not to laugh at my desk and losing.