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I call bullshit, it looks awake and isn't commiting any crimes.

Worth a try at this point.

What are we supposed to do with them nowadays, eat them?

Cantaloupe are orange

Probably a peeled cantaloupe however considering the orangeness

It would be an upgrade over the moldy orange melon currently occupying the Oval Office.

Not buying that, a cantaloupe is smarter

Hey! It’s me! Presidency!

I only wish Trump was a cantalope At least it would keep his mouth shut.

Irrelevant. Watermelons are clearly the superior melon.

Honestly couldn't do any worse than what we've got

The funniest thing about this is how JD Vance would absolutely agree to go along with being VP to a cantaloupe.

President Doreauxgard

Literally laughed out loud.

Doreaxgard's really moving up in the world!

An upgrade

WILSOOOOOONNNN!

“Barbabella also went on to note that it was customary for the president to be covered in ants.” Hmm…

The most plausible Onion yet

I'd vote for it.

Nah, a cantaloupe would make better decisions.

That’s a lie. He’s clearly a spoiled orange.

What Natalie states at, without blinking, every night, instead of sleeping or eating.

Both the doctor and Trump belong in deportation jail. They both live on an entirely different planet, we can give them all free transportation to Mars.

What an insult to cantaloupes

And it aced its cognitive exams 😂

Poll numbers 📈

This one rotted a long time ago and should be switched out.

Add a lettuce toupee and let the games begin!

The cantaloupe deserves the FIFA Peace Prize more than the other guy

Doreauxgard would never

Unironically would be a better president.

Gonna get the same score on the dementia “IQ” test regardless.