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He thought he was patriotic to piss red and blue but turned out, it was prostate cancer.

Me

I drank water one freaking time and look what happened!!!! Never again!!!!

Me at 5

No he's not dying. His wife read some stupid post about hydration and now he's fucking doomed. "our bodies already possess an extremely sensitive measure of dehydration—it's called thirst."

Give me back my piss!

“Did I drink too much water today? Does that make me a liberal? An atheist?”

Bro needs to keep drinking water!

Chronic dehydration is surprisingly common in the modern developed world considering the fact that we for the most part have access to water anytime we want

He’s no longer got that protein strong pee with a nasty odor. Boy is feckless. Wandering the world probably thinking about sitting down next time to pee.

I know someone this really happened to lol