Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️)

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️)

@addressforbots.apcn.nz

A human doing my best. I sometimes write code 🧑‍💻 She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Mastodon: @addressforbots@social.apcn.nz Pronouns Page: en.pronouns.page/@addressforbots

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Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

Who at the NSA loved the number 4 this much bro how do we have another one

nightshade →eth0:2026@nightshade.technology

resetting the "days since a very important system used by large parts of critical infrastructure used '4' as a security key" counter to 0

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

“Unfortunately, finding a stray tabby under a car and gently tying your ballot to its tail with a ribbon almost certainly ensures your vote will miss the deadline for counting.” — Jocelyn Benson, Michigan Secretary of State

theonion.comElection Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In TimeLANSING, MI—Urging the public to use the most reliable methods available to submit their vote, election officials across the country warned Monday that a ballot tied to stray cat would likely not arri...

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

RNZ’s Jesse Mulligan caught short by his guest Dr Geoff Bertram giving a huge dose of truth, saying the Luxon CoC has royally fucked us. Everything Geoff says supports the Greens tax, food and fiscal policies #NZPOL www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...

rnz.co.nzCost of living: Why does everything seem to cost so much?We're going to start the show with a discussion about the cost of living. According to many polls, it's your biggest concern in the lead up to the general election with rising living costs and flat wa...

I actually used one of those there when I was about 10 there was a table of them at the temporary library shortly after the 2011 Christchurch earthquake

The Verge@theverge.com

On Version History: Marques Brownlee and Nilay Patel relive the release of the Cr-48, Google’s prototype laptop. www.theverge.com/podcast/1001...

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

Replying to @katelynburns.com

At the Antimatter Factory at CERN there are vacuum cleaners in cages. Those cages are there because when you vacuum the experiment hall, you might pick up some radioactive material, and so the vacuum has to be in a time out until enough half-lives of the contaminant have elapsed.

Reaction of my past self at various ages: Age 20: Wait You're/I'm actually like that it's not just a weird sex thing... That makes so much sense Age 15: *roughly the same as comic at 13 but without the religious stuff (I am an atheist was even back then but I was still deep in denial by that point)*

Riri@alienbycomics.bsky.social

A comic I made a while back about meeting my past selves!

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Reaction of my past self at various ages: Age 20: Wait You're/I'm actually like that it's not just a weird sex thing... That makes so much sense Age 15: *roughly the same as comic at 13 but without the religious stuff (I am an atheist was even back then but I was still deep in denial by that point)*

Riri@alienbycomics.bsky.social

A comic I made a while back about meeting my past selves!

Age ~11-13/14: ...What?! (*internally screaming/crying*: that makes so much sense but now I can't do that because people will just say I'm copying my future self and that I'm not actually trans it's not fair *gets irrationally upset/angry at future self and immediately goes into denial*)^1

It's funny it's not only obvious in hindsight for me but at least one girl in high school called me a *beeping* egg when she asked me why I was wearing my jacket in the middle of summer and I said something like "because it makes me feel more comfortable" I had no idea what egg meant at that point

Sofiatroni@sofiatroni.bsky.social

A lot can happen in five years 🏳️‍⚧️ #comic #art #trans #transgender #lgbt

& just thought that she was generically insulting me calling me fragile or something but no she was just very observant & given she used egg specifically is a good chance she was either trans or an ally(why the *beep* didn't I Google that shit at the time I definitely had a smartphone at that point)

All of those are just a little too intimate for me to be comfortable with random strangers using them like sweetheart and darling from actual friends/family fine (and maybe the odd acquaintance if they're flamboyant enough and I don't dislike them) but my love definitely SO only (when/if find one)

Sofiatroni@sofiatroni.bsky.social

Gender Ew-Phoria #comic #webcomic #trans #transgender #lgbt

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

I still love how absolutely incredible it is that my bank gives me a free streaming TV service, but the service is Apple TV, the one with raised blacks on Windows, that doesn’t go landscape unless you unlock rotation on Android, and that has no way to create multiple unless you own an Apple device.

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

Replying to @badambulist.bsky.social

I can’t decide if these things are because Apple doesn’t give a shit, or if they deliberately degrade the experience of using their paid product unless you also pay them for their hardware, because—just like how they fuck with small creators on Patreon—they are bastards.

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

Replying to @notdred.bsky.social

Also this oral history of the making of cutscenes is a fantastic read. Complete with unexpected appearance by @astrokatie.com and a side discussion of whether there’s capitalism in space?? Everything an oral history should be down to the fantastic kicker.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social

I will always love this oral history of how Tim Curry's Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 came to be: www.vice.com/en/article/a...

Chronic dehydration is surprisingly common in the modern developed world considering the fact that we for the most part have access to water anytime we want

The Onion@theonion.com

Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life https://theonion.com/man-terrified-after-urine-comes-out-clear-for-first-time-in-life/

Samantha (She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️) reposted

I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1

gofund.meDonate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash ChudgarAwesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense